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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace School IT Support jobs? · Latest report #dpkf6gmu
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour career is just a printer jam waiting to be cleared.
School IT Support (mostly password resets and Wi-Fi rage)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Silence the help desk forever.
sluurp.you▸ CLASSROOM AUTOMATOR V3▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
remotely wipes every device simultaneously
You reset forgotten student passwords and untangle cables in dusty classrooms. Then you explain Wi-Fi to confused teachers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically pull the power plug when a computer starts screaming at 8 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
An AI agent begins filtering and closing your repetitive password tickets.
Month 5
Centralized software takes over pushing updates to every classroom device.
Month 10
Self-clearing robotic printers replace the ones requiring your physical attention.
Month 15
Sensors identify dead zones and trigger automated mesh router adjustments.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access cards are deactivated as the system runs itself entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
42
Passwords reset daily
11
Printer jams cleared
99%
Teachers ignoring instructions
Your severance
A decommissioned mouse and a stack of sticky notes.
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