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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace School IT Sysadmin jobs? · Latest report #tpqcx7u3
Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend all day resetting passwords for children who never learn.
Professional fire-fighter of teenager-induced network meltdowns
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
No more lost passwords or broken internet.
help!youAI▸ ADMINBOT SCHOLAR-SYNC 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes classroom tablets with one click
You patch outdated school servers, manage student accounts, and unjam printers while fighting constant network security blocks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense which teacher accidentally unplugged the entire lab rack.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart self-service portals let students fix their own logins.
Month 4
Software updates run automatically without breaking school curriculum servers.
Month 8
Cloud sensors trigger alerts before the toner or jam happens.
Month 12
Machine vision enforces site blocking better than your manual lists.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and locks you out forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
450
average weekly password resets
98 percent
unnecessary blocklist entries
12 hours
time spent on printer jams
Your severance
a gently used laser printer and two mouse pads
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