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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace School Librarian jobs? · Latest report #9vsn6xcw
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsCataloging books is just data entry that happens to involve paper.
Gatekeeper of the quiet, whisper-trained, overdue-fine collector.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Silence is our default protocol.
stretchy.youAI▸ SHELFBOT SCHOLASTIC 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces total silence via acoustic dampening
Organizing shelves, managing book circulation, and helping students find resources in a quiet, organized space.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which book a kid needs just by their expression.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Optical scanners capture the entire card catalog archive overnight.
Month 8
Robotic arms replace manual sorting with high-speed indexing.
Month 19
Self-service stations remove the need for human circulation desks.
Year 2.2
Algorithms predict student reading needs better than any human.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The librarian role is removed to optimize library square footage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
4000
Books scanned per hour
0
Decibels of noise produced
Infinity
Overdue fines processed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our digital noise-canceling app.
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