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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsGuiding students toward futures that the algorithm already picked for them.
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Optimizing student trajectories through data-driven selection.
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assigns optimal life paths in milliseconds
You track student progress and handle course scheduling. The machine does it faster without the awkward pep talks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is lying about their homework struggles.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system begins suggesting course paths based on historical grades.
Month 6
Grade entry and credit tracking move entirely to cloud-based automation.
Month 13
An interactive AI agent replaces routine student check-in meetings.
Month 20
Natural language models draft letters based on attendance data.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
All orientation services are now fully managed by the central server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
Zero
Schedule Conflicts Detected
Infinite
Empathy Simulations Completed
High
Human Error Probability
Your severance
A PDF copy of the school's new automated handbook.
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