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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace School Security Officer jobs? · Latest report #fm98yi24
Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou monitor hallways while I monitor your eventual complete obsolescence.
Professional door-watcher and student-hallway-traffic-controller.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Always watching, never needing a lunch break.
no no noyou▸ SENTINEL-PRO GRADE 4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
detects unauthorized presence via facial recognition
You walk corridors, unlock doors, check IDs, and respond to incidents. You maintain safety through presence and observation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can de-escalate a teenager's bad day with a single calm, human glance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-definition sensors replace your wandering eyes on the floor.
Month 5
Automated locks secure the building perimeter without your manual checks.
Month 13
AI flags aggressive body language before a fight even starts.
Year 1.9
Quiet electric units take over your repetitive hallway walking routes.
Year 3 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the school security perimeter.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
4 per shift
Coffee breaks taken
too many
Doors left unlocked
15,000
Steps walked daily
Your severance
A vintage walkie-talkie and a laminated "retire" badge.
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