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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthClassroom shadow, soon to be replaced by a tablet with headphones.
Professional classroom shadow and one-on-one session navigator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Personalized attention without the awkward human rapport.
bzzt.youAI▸ EDUBOT TUTOR-GRID 4000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calibrates study pace to student heart rate
You assist students with classwork and pull them out for one-on-one sessions. Efficiency is your arch-nemesis.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific look of confusion before a student even asks for help.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Software starts logging every moment a student spends off-task.
Month 12
Interactive screens take over basic academic guidance for students.
Year 2
Algorithms dictate exactly when a student needs a pull-out session.
Year 3.1
Cameras and sensors track student frustration levels in real-time.
Year 4 · D-Day
A kiosk handles all tutoring needs with zero human intervention required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 per hour
Student focus loss events
62 percent
Tutoring session drift
18
Forms filed per day
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium homework cheat app.
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