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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace School Site Agent jobs? · Latest report #sw4b6kbz
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou spend all day locking doors and fixing toilets for free.
Master of keys, drains, and awkward evening community groups.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total facility autonomy for the modern campus.
help!youAI▸ CAMPUSGUARD 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures the entire perimeter in under seconds
You manage site security, building repairs, and organize after-hours facility rentals for the school community.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which radiator is about to burst by the way it sighs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart locks replace your heavy ring of metal keys entirely.
Month 7
Cameras track movement to stop students from hiding in bathrooms.
Month 16
AI detects pressure drops in pipes before the leaks begin.
Year 2.2
Rental groups use QR codes to access facilities without staff.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The site is fully automated and you are kindly retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
402
Lightbulbs changed per term
14
Average lock-up delay minutes
1.2
Duct tape usage in km
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium duct tape.
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