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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsPredicting the future is easy when your output is just hallucination.
Professional world-builder of imaginary realities and cardboard physics.
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Infinite tropes, zero coffee breaks.
glub.youAI▸ PLOTENGINE PRIME 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates entire trilogies during your lunch break
Crafting speculative worlds and complex narratives. Predicting technological trends through creative fiction.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate why the metaphor for capitalism landed poorly at 3 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Training the engine on your entire back catalog to mimic your specific prose patterns.
Month 4
Automated storyboarding software generates five hundred coherent plot variations before you finish breakfast.
Month 7
Natural language models refine character voice vectors to achieve peak emotional resonance without human input.
Month 10
The engine performs its own continuity checks, eliminating the need for human editors or drafts.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system goes live, flooding the market with your style but with actual productivity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4000
Average word count/sec
99%
Trope saturation index
12 hours
Human inspiration latency
Your severance
One free subscription to a blank text editor.
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