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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour lesson plans are just data points for our model now.
Teacher of future engineers, currently battling student TikTok addictions.
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neutralizes classroom disruptions with perfect silence
You facilitate lab experiments and shop projects while managing classroom behavior. Soon, a screen will do it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a student is lying about their homework being finished.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Grading software starts auto-marking labs based on your past patterns.
Month 6
Sensors in the classroom track equipment usage and chemical levels.
Month 15
Interactive displays guide students through standard shop safety protocols.
Year 2.2
A centralized server generates lesson plans that evolve with student data.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the learning experience.
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