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April 18, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning complex data into slide decks nobody reads is our specialty.
Professional slide-deck shaper and medical educator of machines.
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Automated data dissemination for the modern lab.
split.you▸ PUBLOGIC ALPHA-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters clinical data into PR gold
You facilitate medical congress presence and manage publication pipelines for drug trial data. We do it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can negotiate with temperamental lead researchers without triggering a diplomatic incident.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software tracks your publication timelines and identifies your bottlenecks.
Month 4
AI models ingest raw data to build your slide decks.
Month 8
Neural nets flag compliance violations faster than your legal team.
Month 13
Smart displays handle attendee inquiries and distribute digital literature.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all scientific communication flows.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
12,000 hourly
Slides autogenerated
zero percent
Human nuance detected
non-existent
Congress booth boredom
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to peer-reviewed PDF archives.
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