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November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsTranslating complex photonics into buzzwords until the LLM does it better.
Senior translator of light physics for the confused masses.
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Simplifying quantum breakthroughs into harmless marketing drivel.
no no noyou▸ JARGONGEN 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters jargon into viral social posts
You turn dense physics papers into press releases and manage outreach. You are the filter between brilliance and boredom.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a researcher is lying about their latest breakthrough during interviews.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI learns your tone by eating every email you sent.
Month 3
Language models write the first drafts of your press releases.
Month 6
Automated bots nag scientists for quotes via Slack directly.
Month 9
Generative tools create your conference slides from research data.
Month 13 · D-Day
The entire communications department is replaced by a single API.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
84 percent
Jargon density per press release
12 hours
Average time spent wrangling PIs
Mostly wrong
Correctness of physics metaphors
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a defunct physics journal.
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