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April 16, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour PhD thesis is just expensive training data for my model.
Over-qualified, under-automated, and currently talking to a camera.
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You simplify complex engineering concepts for public consumption. Your output is currently video, audio, and live stage lectures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a skeptical audience member in the eye and hold their focus.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Software drafts your scripts based on the latest paper abstracts.
Month 5
Your digital twin takes over the routine podcast interviews.
Month 10
An engine creates custom decks that shift complexity in real-time.
Month 15
The system delivers your keynote live with perfect stage presence.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your voice and persona become a permanent, interactive library.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
2 seconds
Average explanation time
99.9 percent
Audience retention rate
Zero
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