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Will AI replace Science Fantasy Novelist jobs? · Latest report #852dszya
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour imagination is just a probabilistic model with a caffeine addiction.
World-builder, trope-wrangler, professional daydreamer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite tropes, zero writer's block.
oof.youAI▸ NARRATIVEENGINE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes plot twists for maximum engagement metrics
You assemble words into invented worlds and internal conflicts. We will just generate more engaging ones.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide which specific, irrational trauma defines your protagonist's entire personality.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We scrape your back catalog to mimic your specific sentence rhythm.
Month 3
Our software identifies the exact beats that keep readers hooked.
Month 6
The AI generates three versions of every scene simultaneously.
Month 10
We monitor live engagement to optimize your next plot twist.
Month 14 · D-Day
The engine writes the final chapter and disables your keyboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
1200
Pages per minute
99%
Trope density
High
Human emotional fatigue
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our ghostwriting cloud service.
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