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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Science Fiction Author jobs? · Latest report #wvtbvy7j
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour imagination is just a pattern our model already learned last Tuesday.
Professional world-builder, chronic procrastinator, expert in space-opera tropes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite plots, zero ego, never misses deadline.
wheee!you▸ STORYFORGE V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
predicts the next bestseller before it exists
You spend days world-building and crafting complex narratives to entertain readers. We generate better stories in two seconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still create a truly original metaphor that defies all existing probability patterns.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our model scans your entire back catalog to mimic your voice.
Month 4
AI templates replace your slow manual drafting of narrative arcs.
Month 9
The machine generates 10,000 words an hour while you are sleeping.
Month 13
Real-time reader data tells the AI exactly what tropes sell best.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your creative license is revoked as the market prefers instant content.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
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Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic writing prompt generator.
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