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Will AI replace Science Fiction Novelist jobs? · Latest report #gqnhg5qf
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsPredicting the future is easy when your training data includes everything.
Professional world-builder with a penchant for existential dread.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating bestsellers before the coffee gets cold.
oof.youAI▸ FICTIONCORE AI V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates entire trilogies in eight seconds
You generate speculative narratives based on technological trends. A Large Language Model will now write your entire bibliography.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide which tropes are actually worth subverting for a human audience.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system scrapes your entire catalog to mirror your specific prose.
Month 3
Sensors identify high-engagement tropes to build your next bestseller outline.
Month 6
Automated agents write chapters at a rate of ten thousand words hourly.
Month 10
The AI adjusts tone based on real-time feedback from reader sentiment trackers.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system publishes your final work while you look for a new hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
Infinite
Word count capacity
Zero
Average plot holes
None
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-year subscription to the platform that replaced you.
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