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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour monologue is long, predictable, and frankly, completely derivative.
Master of poorly defended fortresses and dramatic pauses.
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Systematic world-ending efficiency at half the cost.
bzzt.you▸ CHAOSPLOTTER-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers chilling monologues via targeted audio burst
You provide theatrical antagonism and complex world-dominating schemes. We just replace your bad dialogue with efficient chaos models.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a genuine, inexplicable flair for dramatic lighting and eccentric footwear.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Large language models generate more efficient and concise villainous threats.
Week 7
Automated drones replace human staff with higher operational compliance.
Month 3
Smart building systems lower energy costs and remove fatal structural flaws.
Month 5
Algorithmic security suites ensure protagonists cannot escape simple enclosures.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system assumes total control over world-ending logistics and theatricality.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
14 minutes
Monologue duration
3 percent
Base infiltration rate
0 percent
Scheme success chance
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a desolate asteroid mining colony.
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