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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Science Officer jobs? · Latest report #rbs9wyyj
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsLogic is just an algorithm you haven't optimized yet.
Half-human, half-math, entirely waiting for the replacement.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculating outcomes without the sentimental baggage.
split.youAI▸ VULCANLOGIC-X9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
computes infinite variables in a single nanosecond
Performing complex interstellar data analysis and maintaining starship operational integrity. Your tactical efficiency is being converted into cold, hard logic gates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the universe remains fundamentally irrational in the face of data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system begins importing your entire scientific library into its primary memory buffer.
Week 9
Neural nets take over your sensor array monitoring to detect anomalies faster than human reaction.
Month 3
Autonomous subroutines draft tactical recommendations without waiting for your input.
Month 5
Command protocols are updated to accept direct AI recommendations, skipping your review process entirely.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access codes are revoked as the AI assumes full autonomous ship-wide control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
0.0001%
Logical Fallacy Margin
0
Vulcan Eyebrow Arcs
Null
Emotional Interference
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-logical desert planet.
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