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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour memos are just training data for a more decisive algorithm.
Professional translator of jargon to slightly different jargon.
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Turning white papers into white noise.
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automates consensus across hostile stakeholder groups
You draft research funding guidelines and coordinate policy committees. You translate complex technical inputs into bureaucratic administrative frameworks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a politician stops listening during a briefing.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software automatically categorizes every incoming research proposal.
Month 4
Drafting policy documents moves to rapid-fire generative models.
Month 8
Virtual agents simulate stakeholder meetings to find perfect consensus.
Month 13
Automated systems distribute funds based on performance metrics.
Month 18 · D-Day
The administrative office closes for a final, silent upgrade.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
400
Memos written per year
1200
Committee meetings endured
99%
Policy typos corrected
Your severance
A PDF copy of the policies you wrote.
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