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Will AI replace Science Policy Analyst jobs? · Latest report #kbbwiif4
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour thousand-page literature review is just a prompt for our cluster.
Expert at turning complex science into unread PDF documents.
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summarizes entire research fields in one sentence
You synthesize massive research reports for busy bureaucrats. We now do that in milliseconds without the nuance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific stakeholder will reject the recommendation during a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software scrapes your entire institutional database for patterns.
Month 4
The AI writes the briefing templates while you proofread them.
Month 8
Algorithms predict which departments will block the new policy.
Month 13
The system starts emailing the finished briefs directly to legislators.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are invited to use your academic rigor elsewhere.
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