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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTranslating complex science into boring city council slides is now obsolete.
Professional cat-herder of PhDs and local bureaucrats.
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Automated governance for the modern city.
sluurp.you▸ POLICYPILOT 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates press releases that sound human
You juggle research papers and council directives to manage public outreach campaigns. Your days are mostly endless calendar blocks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a council member stops listening during a presentation.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins transcribing and summarizing your daily meetings.
Month 4
Natural language models begin drafting your policy briefs from raw research.
Month 10
Autonomous scheduling bots take over your coordination with city departments.
Month 15
Predictive algorithms suggest policy adjustments based on previous council voting.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system fully manages all public outreach and council relations autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
22 hours
Average weekly meetings
890 annually
Policy documents synthesized
60 percent
Time spent in slides
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our meeting-note archive service.
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