Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Science Policy Researcher jobs? · Latest report #zu9ffad7
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning complex global research into buzzword-heavy slide decks for nobody.
Professional translator of complex science into bureaucratic nonsense
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated consensus generation for the enlightened elite.
pop?you▸ POLICYPILOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite plausible white papers
You synthesize massive technical datasets into policy briefings for committees that rarely read them. Your existence justifies oversight.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can tactfully explain why a politician's brilliant idea is physically impossible.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An LLM begins scraping all past memos and policy briefs.
Month 5
The system identifies which buzzwords trigger committee approval.
Month 10
The AI writes reports that are indistinguishable from human output.
Month 15
Policy bots start emailing recommendations directly to committee aides.
Month 18 · D-Day
The committee stop inviting humans to the briefings entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero (by humans)
Pages read per hour
482
Acronyms invented annually
99 percent
Briefings ignored in committee
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium academic journal
Discussion
