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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou exist solely to clean beakers and prevent teenage arson events.
School lab curator of broken glass and petri fungi.
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Automated mess mitigation for classrooms
blub.you▸ LABMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralizes toxic spills before they occur
You prepare laboratory equipment, manage chemical inventories, and clean up after messy experiments. You are a glorified janitor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which student is about to violate safety protocol by sniffing.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Smart tags on all beakers replace your clipboard-based manual inventory counts.
Month 8
Robotic arms on ceiling rails dispense equipment to every lab station.
Month 18
Vision-guided sensors detect and clean up spills without human intervention.
Year 2.4
Modular equipment designs mean broken parts are swapped out by machines.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The lab runs itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
400 liters
liters of blue liquid wasted
99 percent
unidentified petri dishes
120 items
broken glassware per term
Your severance
A crate of used safety goggles and stale biscuits.
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