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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour custom solvers are just inefficient versions of next Tuesday's model release.
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optimizes legacy algorithms into machine code
Writes code to simulate physical phenomena and cleans messy experimental data sets for academic or industry research.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused researcher why their simulation output is pure garbage.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI checkers identify all your inefficient loops and memory leaks.
Month 4
Neural solvers generate optimized kernels directly from your design requirements.
Month 8
The cluster offloads all manual compute management to autonomous agents.
Month 13
Vision models ingest and structure raw experimental data without your scripts.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access credentials expire as the software manages its own deployments.
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