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December 31, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsTurning complex research into simple slides until the machine decides otherwise.
Professional slide-maker and academic data-wrangler.
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collates research papers into executive summaries
You translate dense academic data into palatable formats for non-experts. Your meetings are just glorified progress reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a researcher is lying about their sample size.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-generated slide templates reduce your design time by half.
Month 6
Calendar agents take over your meeting coordination tasks completely.
Month 13
Data ingestion tools pull lab results into standardized reports automatically.
Month 20
Large language models parse research papers into executive bullet points.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
The entire facilitation layer is folded into a single platform.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
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Slides produced weekly
85%
Time spent in meetings
4 cups
Coffee intake per day
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