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February 29, 2028
In 16 monthsTraining models to tell you your training models are unnecessary.
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You calibrate neural networks to simulate physics equations. Then you write papers explaining why the simulation worked.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide which edge cases are worth a human's time to investigate.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated pipelines scrape your datasets and clean them without human oversight.
Month 4
Synthesis engines propose superior architectures faster than your manual tuning.
Month 8
Language models generate your research papers from the raw tensor logs.
Month 12
Synthetic agents validate the research quality and predict acceptance rates.
Month 16 · D-Day
Your account is disabled and the compute cluster purges your experiments.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4.2 litres
Coffee per paper
89 percent
GPU hours wasted
3 total
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