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May 24, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning your complex scientific milestones into a very long excel sheet.
Professional herdsman of PhDs and spreadsheet master.
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Automating the bottleneck of human collaboration.
oof.youAI▸ PROJECTFLOW-AI PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recalculates project completion dates in milliseconds
You track laboratory resource allocation, manage project timelines, and herd distracted PhDs toward arbitrary corporate deadlines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a researcher is lying about the progress of their experiment.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors in the lab send progress data directly to servers.
Month 5
Algorithms assign bench space without any human intervention.
Month 13
Software orders reagents based on predictive consumption models.
Year 1.9
AI writes executive summaries without bothering busy scientists.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The project management interface handles all remaining coordination.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42 sent
Emails per hour
9000 total
Gantt chart revisions
14 average
Scientists annoyed daily
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our project management software.
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