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Will AI replace Scientific Research Assistant jobs? · Latest report #2a9usnd7
Your job has an expiration date
July 3, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsYour bibliography is already a predictive model for better citations.
Professional footnote-fixer, citation-hunter, and phantom co-author.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Publish or perish is now a background process.
oof.youAI▸ ACADEMIABOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates citations and kills writer's block
You draft literature reviews, clean messy data sets, and format endless LaTeX documents for absent-minded professors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a professor is about to change their hypothesis during a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM agent takes over your reference management and formatting tasks.
Month 5
Custom scripts scrub your messy CSVs without complaining about null values.
Month 10
Artificial writers generate literature review summaries faster than any human student.
Month 15
Scheduling agents manage the professor's calendar and handle email correspondence.
Month 20 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your research outputs are fully synthesized.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
12 cups
Coffee consumed per paper
34 percent
References formatted correctly
8 instances
Professors ignored per day
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to open-access journal paywalls.
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