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Will AI replace Scientist jobs? · Latest report #435brght
Your job has an expiration date
February 4, 2030
In 3 years, 3 monthsSolving the world's problems while waiting for a grant renewal.
Grant-chasing intellectual with a flair for dramatic hypothesis failure.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Hypothesis generation that never sleeps.
split.you▸ OMNIRESEARCH ENGINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 3 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates ten thousand trials in one second
You draft endless grant proposals and run repetitive lab experiments to publish tiny findings in obscure journals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which broken lab sensor is lying to you today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scrapes your entire archive of failed lab experiments.
Month 5
Generative models produce grant proposals faster than you can write.
Month 13
Sensors stream data directly to the server, bypassing human observation.
Year 1.9
Algorithms identify new scientific paths without needing human intuition.
Year 3.3 · D-Day
The machine announces the final solution while you clear your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
8 percent
Grant success rate
4.2
Citations per year
60 percent
Time spent filling spreadsheets
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired chemical reagents.
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