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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTurning your pile of industrial rot into high-efficiency data points.
King of the copper pile, master of the scale.
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Automated sorting at the speed of light.
glub.youAI▸ SCRAPSCAN AUTOMATON V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
identifies alloy grades by molecular vibration
You weigh and sort incoming scrap metal to pay out cash based on daily market commodity rates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still judge if a client is trying to sell you stolen manhole covers.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Visual sensors map the material density of every scrap load.
Month 7
Market data integrates directly into your payout calculation software.
Month 16
High-speed pincers separate metals based on alloy spectroscopy analysis.
Year 2.2
Self-service drop-off stations eliminate the need for human tellers.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The yard runs fully autonomously without any human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
99.9%
Average sorting accuracy
12% loss
Human error in scaling
Every second
Market price updates
Your severance
One free lifetime supply of industrial-grade magnets.
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