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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsSorting rusty junk is a task for machines, not tired eyes.
Professional junk-whisperer and heavy metal enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning mountains of waste into pure profit.
no no noyouAI▸ METALMIND SORTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
identifies precious metals in the rust
You oversee the sorting of scrap metal and manage heavy machinery operations. You ensure safety and site compliance.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which piece of junk is actually a rare vintage find.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Camera arrays begin logging incoming metal types automatically.
Month 6
Vision-guided robotic arms start picking non-ferrous scrap.
Month 16
Sensors monitor heavy equipment zones to prevent accidents.
Year 2.5
Inventory software tracks every scrap movement in real-time.
Year 4 · D-Day
The site runs on autonomous logic without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
200 tons
Tons processed daily
Instant identification
Sorting speed
12 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
One free scrap metal keychain per year.
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