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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Scripted NPC Actor jobs? · Latest report #ukpjtacm
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour career ends the moment the cutscene begins.
Professional casualty with a perfect record of non-survival.
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Dying better than you ever could.
bzzt.youAI▸ DEATHSCRIPT PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers ragdoll physics at 60 frames
You stand on a mark, wait for a trigger, and play a canned death animation. It is the literal definition of predictable labor.
The one thing AI can't do
You manage to look surprised at the exact millisecond the invisible projectile hits you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
We record your entire animation catalog and store it in a high-fidelity vector format.
Week 10
Physics engines replace your manual falling, creating more dynamic and hilarious death sequences.
Month 4
AI models generate your final screams with perfect, repeatable emotional range for every localized market.
Month 5
Code replaces your presence on set, firing animations automatically when a player enters your radius.
Month 6 · D-Day
The studio deletes your source files to free up disk space for more microtransactions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4.2 seconds
Average lifetime per script
Three
Total lines spoken
14,000,000
Scripted death count
Your severance
One free corpse model for your personal collection.
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