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Your job has an expiration date
October 23, 2027
In 12 monthsYou track the speed of people moving sticky notes onto screens.
Professional post-it note enthusiast and standup referee.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ending the daily standup forever.
wheee!you▸ SYNCBOT AGILE ORCHESTRATOR 5.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes the entire team during standup
You facilitate daily standups and resolve process blockers. You guard the team from external requests during sprints.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a developer is lying about their ticket progress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots pull data directly from commit logs to update tickets.
Month 4
Sensors identify blockers before humans even realize they exist.
Month 8
A screen recites the status of every ticket instantly.
Month 10
Sentiment analysis finds team friction points without the awkward games.
Month 12 · D-Day
The team self-organizes without your interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
48 minutes
Average meeting duration
too high
Sticky note density
glacial
Blocker resolution speed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital whiteboard app.
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