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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsEnjoy your final shifts rearranging frozen salmon in a glass display.
Professional ice sculptor of the refrigerated seafood aisle.
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Automated freshness, no more fishy smells.
oof.youAI▸ FISH-BOT 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gut and filet orders in seconds
You manage ice displays, check fish freshness, and deal with customers wanting their shrimp peeled and deveined.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a fish is actually fresh by the eye color.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Sensors weigh and price seafood without your constant manual input.
Month 11
Software tracks your stock levels and orders fish automatically.
Month 22
Vision-guided arms take over peeling and deveining the shrimp.
Year 2.8
A gantry system cleans and refreshes the ice display unit.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
You are replaced by a climate-controlled locker that sells itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
400 lbs
Fish freshness checked daily
99 percent
Customer questions about tilapia
12 hours
Time spent scraping ice
Your severance
Two crates of frozen shrimp and a heavy apron.
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