Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Sealcoater jobs? · Latest report #z2esymhw
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour career is drying up faster than a driveway in July.
The human squeegee in a world of robotic perfection.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Smooth finish, no human sweat.
squeeze.youAI▸ PAVEMASTER AUTOSEAL 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
sprays uniform coat across irregular terrain
Applying coal tar or asphalt emulsion to protect pavement surfaces. You fight heat, weather, and uneven asphalt.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the perfect viscosity for a driveway by the sound of your squeegee.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Drones create 3D meshes of every driveway to avoid human error.
Month 3
High-pressure air robots clear debris without missing a single pebble.
Month 16
Sensors adjust mixture viscosity based on real-time surface temperature data.
Year 2.5
Automated spray arms apply perfect coats with zero overlap or waste.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your manual squeegee skills are retired for industrial-grade robotic efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
gallons spilled per year
110 degrees
surface temperature tolerance
3 minutes
average driveway finish time
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium driveway filler.
Discussion
