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March 25, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsTeaching teenagers to memorize history while you lose your own sanity.
Gatekeeper of Swiss university dreams via historical analysis
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You lecture on literary analysis and historical events to prepare students for high-stakes Swiss university entrance exams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is lying about why their homework is missing.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Software starts pre-grading your students essays for grammar and structure.
Month 5
Adaptive algorithms generate customized lecture plans for every student profile.
Month 14
Avatar systems conduct lectures while students interact with AI feedback loops.
Year 2.4
Predictive analytics replace the need for practice tests and human intervention.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The local school board activates full autonomous learning modules.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4000
Essays graded per hour
100 percent
Student engagement metrics
Terminal
Human caffeine reliance
Your severance
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