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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Secondary Market Trader jobs? · Latest report #ys7d3iax
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a slow middleman for code that runs faster.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Market making at light speed.
oof.youAI▸ LIQUIDITYLOOP V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
front-runs every human order in existence
Traders monitor asset prices, execute high-frequency buy-sell orders, and manage liquidity buffers for digital goods and tokens.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel when the market is irrationally terrified of a specific rumor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Feed live trade data directly into our optimized execution engine.
Month 4
Let the machine execute small trades while you watch nervous.
Month 8
The machine takes over all standard buy and sell orders.
Month 13
Remove the manual approval button from your trade dashboard.
Month 18 · D-Day
Unplug the desk and let the server handle your career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
0.001
ms latency
100%
human error
near-zero
profit variance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium stock ticker app.
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