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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning teenage daydreams into optimized data points for future algorithmic efficiency.
Expert in turning existential dread into UCAS applications.
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Mapping futures without the human bias.
bzzt.youAI▸ PATHFINDER-AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters potential failures before they even apply
You guide students through personality quizzes and course selections. You coordinate university applications and employer networking events.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern the difference between a student's genuine ambition and a parent's ego.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Student transcripts and sentiment data move to local cloud storage.
Month 4
Smart software replaces personality quizzes with predictive success modelling.
Month 8
Chatbots handle the mundane questions about university prerequisites now.
Month 13
Automated email sequences replace your awkward cold-call networking efforts.
Month 19 · D-Day
The careers office is repurposed as a server room cooling unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
42 percent
Student engagement score
Too high
Average CV buzzword density
12 weekly
Hours spent updating spreadsheets
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale career brochure.
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