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May 19, 2033
In 6 years, 7 monthsYour red pens are bleeding, but my processors are just warming up.
Professional reader of unfinished thesis statements and broken sentences.
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Standardised grading for a standardised future.
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filters teenage sarcasm from essay responses
You grade endless stacks of essays and guide teenagers through dense literature. The machine does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot when a student uses AI to write their homework.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 11
Optical scanners read student essays to provide instant, emotionless letter grades.
Month 13
Standardised lesson plans are pushed directly to classroom tablet devices.
Year 2.8
Holographic avatars replace the physical teacher to maintain classroom discipline.
Year 5
Real-time AI monitoring detects student boredom and auto-adjusts the lecture volume.
Year 7 · D-Day
The classroom is fully optimised and no human oversight remains.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4000
Essays graded per hour
0.1 percent
Average student engagement
Too many
Hours spent at desk
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to SparkNotes for your own kids.
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