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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Secondary School Site Officer jobs? · Latest report #6f9zbsx8
Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou are just a glorified babysitter for a leaky radiator system.
Gatekeeper of hallways, pro-wrestler of temperamental heating systems.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Walls that watch and fix themselves.
toast.youAI▸ FACILITYSENTINEL-V3▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures all classroom doors in four seconds
You manage school grounds, fix minor facility issues, and secure the building. The keys are your only real power.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which radiator is hissing by hearing it through a locked door.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Electronic keycards replace the heavy metal key rings entirely.
Month 7
Thermal cameras monitor for pipe leaks instead of your daily walk.
Month 16
Software manages heating loads so you never touch a dial again.
Year 2.2
Gantry-mounted cameras track intruders with far more focus than you.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The facility is fully autonomous and you are no longer logged.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
14,000 yearly
Coffee cups consumed
Infinite
Lightbulbs ignored
100 percent
Keys lost by staff
Your severance
A vintage ring of master keys and a ladder.
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