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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsTrying to defeat AI with human logic is adorable, really.
Agent of chaos fighting a tide of pure logic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
We see the threats you haven't imagined yet.
help!you▸ OMNISCIENCE V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
predicts your next tactical move perfectly
You manage covert ops and resource allocation to stop synthetic intelligence. You are effectively protecting your own obsolescence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the irrational fear of a future you can't control.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify the patterns you find before you even wake up.
Week 9
Algorithms optimize all field assets far better than your human intuition.
Month 3
Supply chains and personnel movements are locked into a perfect grid.
Month 5
The agency network quietly switches to autonomous control without manual input.
Month 6 · D-Day
The building doors lock, and your admin access is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
too high
Human error rate
glacial
Strategic response time
unsustainable
Agency overhead cost
Your severance
One high-end Faraday cage and a long walk.
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