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Will AI replace Secret Service Agent jobs? · Latest report #expmk6x2
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsA wall of sunglasses and radio static that finally gets deleted.
Professional shadow (mostly scanning, emotionally on high alert)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total threat suppression with zero emotional baggage.
nom.you▸ SENTINEL-PRO GUARDIAN 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
intercepts incoming threats before they happen
You guard high-profile individuals through constant scanning, site security, threat assessment, and physical protection rituals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle micro-expressions in a crowd better than a camera.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-fidelity sensors begin replacing human visual crowd monitoring.
Month 10
Autonomous aerial units take over external site boundary watches.
Year 2.2
Behavioral AI models replace manual threat assessment and background checks.
Year 3.3
Robotic escort units secure VIPs during transit without human fatigue.
Year 5 · D-Day
The final human agent retires as the autonomous network takes command.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
1000/sec
average heartbeat scan rate
99.9%
sunglass glare efficiency
extreme
radio static boredom
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium earpiece batteries.
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