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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2032
In 6 yearsProtecting the VIP from reality until the algorithm takes the bullet.
Professional shadow and primary human shield.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Unsleeping vigilance for the modern asset.
toast.youAI▸ SENTINEL-OPS 7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARSAI's Special Power
intercepts lethal threats with predictive modeling
You provide physical security and threat assessment for high-value targets. Your life is surveillance and rapid tactical reaction.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational, human instinct to jump in front of a real bullet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 6
Cameras replace your eyes with facial recognition and gait analysis.
Month 16
Software manages motorcade logistics and eliminates human scheduling error.
Year 3
Autonomous aerial units provide constant overhead perimeter security.
Year 4
Hardened robotic sentries take over static protection duties.
Year 6 · D-Day
The mission is fully automated and you are gracefully retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
0.04 seconds
Threat assessment latency
3 gallons daily
Coffee consumption
12 per shift
Hours spent standing
Your severance
A commemorative lapel pin and a firm handshake.
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