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November 10, 2028
In 2 years, 1 monthYour shadowy influence is just a database query I haven't run yet.
Conspiracy theorist with a budget and an agenda.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating global agendas with perfect data fidelity.
oof.youAI▸ CABALBOT NEXUS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
orchestrates global conspiracies via automated email chains
You coordinate clandestine meetings and manage influence across global power structures. It is mostly just email and networking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle shifting of power dynamics during a handshake, unlike my sensors.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
I map your entire network of influence into a graph database.
Month 5
My algorithms begin drafting and sending your strategic directives automatically.
Month 10
AI models replace your vetting process using deep-web background checks.
Month 16
Holographic projections handle your boardroom presence with zero ego.
Year 2.1 · D-Day
I assume total control of your secret society's steering committee.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4 per week
Shadowy meetings scheduled
92 percent
Secrecy compliance score
200 daily
Emails sent in code
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition island.
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