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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 17, 2046
In 20 yearsSecrets are just data points that you haven't shared yet.
Keeper of the obscure, holder of the unwritten keys.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning your tribal knowledge into company property.
oof.youAI▸ KNOWLEDGE-EXTRACTOR X-1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 20 YEARSAI's Special Power
extracts secrets during your coffee break
You guard institutional knowledge that is currently undocumented. We will extract, structure, and formalize these hidden processes.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which legacy server to kick.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor your keyboard patterns to build a functional map.
Month 12
Vision models record your physical interactions with legacy hardware.
Year 2.7
A digital model begins performing your tasks in test mode.
Year 8
The system replaces your manual intervention with automated scripts.
Year 20 · D-Day
Your access credentials are revoked and replaced by API keys.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
100 percent
Knowledge silos breached
Infinite
Tribal lore converted
Near zero
Human dependency
Your severance
A non-disclosure agreement and a firm goodbye.
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