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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a human interface for a broken calendar system.
Office glue for disorganized professors and confused freshmen.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated filing and infinite scheduling patience.
toast.you▸ ADMINSTREAM AI SUITE 4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters incoming emails into bottomless folders
You answer office phones, maintain filing systems, and handle scheduling for academic staff and visiting students.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about why they missed their exam.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI filters all incoming emails into priority queues.
Month 4
Digital agents manage professor calendars via cloud sync.
Month 8
Voice sensors handle student inquiries with endless patience.
Month 13
High-speed scanners ingest all paper files into nodes.
Month 18 · D-Day
The office physical space is converted to server storage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42
Emails per hour
3 per day
Coffee breaks taken
12 annually
Paper jam clearance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the college cafeteria menu.
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