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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsA glorified inbox filter with a better travel budget.
Master of vague communiqués and expensive diplomatic cocktail attire.
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Statecraft without the jet lag.
glub.youAI▸ DIPLOMATCORE V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates treaties in nanoseconds
Managing international diplomacy, foreign policy memos, and high-stakes state communication protocols through bureaucratic channels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the translation goes slightly off-key.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models start summarizing your daily briefing binders in seconds.
Month 6
Algorithms handle the scheduling of all state summits and travel.
Month 16
Secure digital agents replace in-person presence for routine diplomatic negotiations.
Year 2.3
AI systems calculate optimal foreign policy responses based on global data.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The entire department moves to an automated, centralized statecraft server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.7%
100k/sec
Diplomatic cables processed
0ms
Average handshake duration
Zero
Human ego buffer
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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