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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsYour billable hour is just a data point waiting for deletion.
Master of document discovery and professional caffeine consumption.
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stretchy.youAI▸ LEXICORE JURIS-ENGINE 4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
finds the single precedent that wins everything
You draft briefs, review disclosure schedules, and survive document discovery. Soon, an algorithm does the heavy lifting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the judge is clearly losing patience.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI filters discovery documents faster than a room of associates.
Month 5
Templates replace manual drafting of standard litigation motions.
Month 13
Firms realize they no longer need associates to format briefs.
Year 2
Algorithms predict judge rulings based on thousands of past cases.
Year 3 · D-Day
The partner is now just an editor of machine-generated litigation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
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Average weekly billable hours
4000x
Document review speed increase
Zero
Error tolerance threshold
Your severance
A one-year subscription to Westlaw for your personal musings.
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