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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour billable hour is just a countdown to your own obsolescence.
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Closing cases before the docket even updates.
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finds regulatory loopholes in milliseconds
You parse complex financial filings and argue before judges to defend or prosecute corporate securities fraud cases.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a witness during a cross-examination.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models index your discovery files faster than any associate.
Month 5
Templates generate standard motions to dismiss with perfect accuracy.
Month 13
Algorithms predict judge rulings based on years of case law.
Month 21
Software guides witnesses to answer perfectly while minimizing legal risk.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system files the closing brief and ends your career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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