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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou track financial anomalies while we manufacture the entire market structure.
Professional investigator of spreadsheets and bad actors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total market oversight with zero bias
oof.youAI▸ FIN-GUARD 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags illicit trades before execution
You monitor firm data for rule violations. You produce reports to identify potential market abuse and compliance risks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a trader is lying simply by the cadence of their response.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart parsing agents replace your manual query building and filtering.
Month 5
Models learn to spot your investigative intuition from historical case files.
Month 10
Drafting referral memos is moved to an automated generation pipeline.
Month 15
The system assumes approval authority for low-risk flagged alerts.
Month 21 · D-Day
Firm oversight is fully managed by the autonomous compliance cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
1400/min
Suspicious alerts processed
0.04%
Human error rate
0.002s
Compliance latency
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium code and a firm handshake.
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