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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a slow, sweaty API for high-frequency trading algorithms.
Professional button-masher for the global financial casino.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Trading without the pesky biological heart rate.
toast.youAI▸ MARKETEXEC-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes trades before the news hits
You monitor flickering green and red numbers all day. You click buttons to move money around very fast.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still justify a terrible trade to a client over a long lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your screens are mirrored to the central trading algorithm.
Week 7
The AI highlights the trades you should have made.
Month 3
You become a glorified rubber stamp for automated execution.
Month 5
We remove your hands from the confirmation loop entirely.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your trading account login is revoked for your own good.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
350
Average milliseconds wasted
High
Human error probability
Infinite
Algorithm efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium stock ticker.
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